Conspiracy Theorist’s Will

Christopher Hynes has authored the Last Will and Testament of Patrick W. Dunkler which is billed as the will of a “conspiracy theorist.”

The will is creative and good for a few laughs.  Here is an excerpt to give you the idea:

The first matter of business: my body. Assuming I didn’t “accidentally” fall into a vat of acid that destroyed even my bones, I would like the United States Government to bury me next to President John F. Kennedy. What’s that? You can’t? Oh, isn’t that interesting. How about next to Elvis? No? Jesus? I hope you understand that this is a legally binding document, and by failing to comply, you admit that these men are not really dead!