Boozy Lunch Leads To Lost Corpse In Germany
While making a road trip to Poland from Italy it is natural to want to stop for a bit to unwind from the journey and take a little break. But one man decided he needed something extra and decided to have a drink or two to celebrate making it to his halfway mark in Germany. But before he could get in his, presumably, hard earned break he had to park his vehicle which just happened to a hearse complete with a corpse and coffin. Problem was he ended up forgetting where he parked the vehicle which lead to a day long search before the car as found about two miles from where the man claimed to have left the hearse. Police suspect that the man’s apparent embrace of the phrase “it’s five o’clock somewhere” when he had his meal contributed to the memory lapse. But, in any case, all ended well although there might be some doubts about the driver’s future employment.
See, Undertaker loses hearse, body during boozy lunch, Fox News, May 11, 2016