Vampires & Estate Planning

Today’s (May 24, 2005) Bizarro comic raises interesting estate planning issues facing vampires.

The comic shows two vampires having a friendly discussion on a park bench.  The disgruntled vampire explains,

“Since I’m not completely dead, I can’t collect on my life insurance.  And since I’m not completely alive, I can’t get health insurance.”

I also wonder if it would be appropriate to probate a vampire’s will prior to being dispatched by Buffy or Blade?