What will your body do when “you” are gone?

Maggie Koerth-Baker has compiled a list of things you (or, more accurately, your corpse) may do after you die.

Here is the list — for the details, see Things your body can do after you die, CNN.com, April 30, 2008:

1. Get married
2. Unwind with a few friends (mummy unwrapping parties)
3. Tour the globe as a scandalous work of art
4. Fuel a city
5. Get sold, chop shop style
6. Become a Soviet tourist attraction
7. Snuggle up with your stalker
8. Don’t spread an epidemic
9. Stand trial
10. Stave off freezer burn

Special thanks to David S. Luber (Attorney at law, Florida Probate Attorney Wills and Estates Law Firm) for bringing this article to my attention.