Obama Befriends Billionaire Widow to Get Nation in Her Will

The Onion recently created a “news story” entitled Obama Befriends Rich Elderly Widow in Hopes She’ll Put Nation in Her Will.  In the story, President Obama spends hours at billionaire Adelia Scott’s house cross-stitching and pruning flowers as part of a scheme to reduce the national debt.  John Boehner suggests that he take a calligraphy lesson instead and simply forge a new will.  The fictitious “news story” is below: